Founder of GPB Capital
David Gentile
a.k.a. “Twelve Days”
A jury convicted him of defrauding thousands of investors in a private-equity firm. He got seven years. He reported to prison on November 14, 2025, and was out 12 days later. House Judiciary Democrats say $2.5 million went to a Trump-connected intermediary.
Rap sheet
The receipt
PARDONMAXXING DAVID GENTILE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Money on the table (reported)
- Reportedly paid to a Trump-connected intermediary [3] $2,500,000
Wiped off the books
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“Coincidence ROI”* 520%
Thank you for your business
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*Satire. Money erased ÷ money on the table, minus one. We’re not saying there’s a connection. The math is just sitting there.
Gold is money that was reportedly spent near the President’s orbit. Red is what the grant wiped away. We list what was reported and when. We don’t claim one caused the other. How we count.
Timeline
Detective’s notes
CommentaryTwelve days is not a prison sentence. It’s a cruise.
The victims, according to reporting, include retired teachers, veterans and families of disabled children. They were not consulted.